About
maybe i am just a silly little figment of ur Imagination
Side Projects
dialing up some of that Internet Serendipity w a simple lil page for new friends and collaborators galore!!!!!!!!!!
playing a bit of ketchup on my silly little sites and splatting down updates and ideas into one fruitful place
dishing out a daily digest of everything i consume that day. see me rot my mind and body in real time!!!!!!!
a chaotic evil screenshot dump repository of some moments i have witnessed due to Being On The Internet A Lot
a lil thing i sent off at ungodly hours on a friday night/saturday morning as an ode to email!!
deeply outdated wiki page i made when i was SEVENTEEN. did i mention that it is outdated and i need to update it
a soundboard of videos that have shaped my psyche except they might brick ur computer because i only compressed them once and they do not stop playing until u close the page. u also get no context!! i get no context!! they are simply part of Our Lore n etched into the inner workings of my neural pathways n i think about them a lot n maybe now u will too
handmade website slash glorified hyperlink conglomerate i made over the weekend to document the people/things that have shaped the way i use n create on the World Wide Web™
Work Experience
getting to do all sorts of fun wonderful stuff with the coolest funniest people!!!!!! not exaggerating when i say that working with them has probably been one of the most transformative experiences of my life!!!!!!!!!!
sent the most embarrassing cold email known to man and somehow eventually ended up getting to work with some of the most talented and kind people i will ever know!!!! even learned how to use the shift key.. Crazy Concept..
my first ever real job!! it was actually pretty okay.. learned that i am good at folding boxes and that some people can be really mean for no reason. but also that the majority of people are nice!! something something grade nine social studies class something rousseau said that people are inherently good something
Awards
i am the proud owner of plot h7 on melonking.net. Follow Me To Learn More About How I Bought Land At 17 Years Old And How You Can Do It Too!! first free tip is to read rich dad poor dad. after turning a single page my brain expanded and i reached my ultimate form and can now turn things into gold by touching them like king midas except i can switch off my power with the help of express vpn because it prevents hackers from accessing your data so you can feel safe when you're browsing on the web. try hellofresh today with my coupon code for $50 off your first meal!!
i am no usain bolt, but i did try and that's what counts!! yay second grade me for showing up!! if you don't succeed, try try again!!
Education
zoo wee mama i am. Done forever
at some point in my very long life™, i was really bad at turning off the lights before leaving a room. fortunately, my Very Cool Dad took it upon himself to burn this simple action into my brain until it was the only thing on my mind. no thoughts, head empty EXCEPT DID YOU TURN OFF THE LIGHTS?? i am proud to say that i am now an official turn-off-the-lights-after-you-leave-a-room person!!