offline in mtl, she/her
maybe i am just a silly little figment of ur Imagination
speaking my truth. but into The Void!!!!!!!!
what i wouldn't do for a nice big bowl of frozen green grapes right now...
combining a really lame tomato analogy and my coding skills (slash lack thereof) in an attempt to stockholm syndrome myself into becoming an Epic Dev. and more importantly.. to continue trying to sillymax on the internet!!
i need to get my life together. and will therefore be crowdsourcing accountability thru the most effective medium i will ever and have ever known. Passive Aggressive Emails
a fun lil thing i made at ungodly hours on a friday night/saturday morning as an ode to email!!
a soundboard of videos that have shaped my psyche except they might brick ur computer because i only compressed them once and they do not stop playing until u close the page. u also get no context!! i get no context!! they are simply Canon n etched into the inner workings of my neural pathways n i think about them all the time n maybe now u will too
fun little handmade website slash glorified hyperlink conglomerate i made over the weekend documenting the people/things that have shaped the way i view, use, and create on the World Wide Web™ :D
documenting fun moments and creating fan edits for my yo gabba gabba fan page
maybe sundays will be my favourite days now. or second favourite at the very least!!
building a digital garden!! still very much a work in progress, but i'm hoping to document my learnings and all that fun stuff here. i really love the concept of connecting ideas like lit rally luv xx
THIS DOESN'T WORK ON CHROME SORRY
rise and grind!! get your daily dose of KNOWLEDGE from everyone's favourite millionaire, tai lopez. the hustle never stops with his critically acclaimed monologue (shot in the beautiful outskirts of his garage) now broken into autoscrolling bite-sized text for your viewing pleasure. revisit it daily and you'll get yourself a lamborghini in no time!!
getting to do all sorts of fun wonderful stuff with the coolest funniest people!!!!!! not exaggerating when i say that working with them has probably been one of the most transformative experiences of my life!!!!!!!!!!
sent the most embarrassing cold email known to man and somehow eventually ended up getting to work with some of the most talented and kind people i will ever know!!!! even learned how to use the shift key.. Crazy Concept..
my first ever real job!! it was actually pretty okay.. learned that i am good at folding boxes and that some people can be really mean for no reason. but also that the majority of people are nice!! something something grade nine social studies class something rousseau said that people are inherently good something
i made the forever famous fay laff can u believe it
i am the proud owner of plot h7 on melonking.net. Follow Me To Learn More About How I Bought Land At 17 Years Old And How You Can Do It Too!! first free tip is to read rich dad poor dad. after turning a single page my brain expanded and i reached my ultimate form and can now turn things into gold by touching them like king midas except i can switch off my power with the help of express vpn because it prevents hackers from accessing your data so you can feel safe when you're browsing on the web. try hellofresh today with my coupon code for $50 off your first meal!!
i am no usain bolt, but i did try and that's what counts!! yay second grade me for showing up!! if you don't succeed, try try again!!
zoo wee mama i am. Done forever
at some point in my very long life™, i was really bad at turning off the lights before leaving a room. fortunately, my Very Cool Dad took it upon himself to burn this simple action into my brain until it was the only thing on my mind. no thoughts, head empty EXCEPT DID YOU TURN OFF THE LIGHTS?? i am proud to say that i am now an official turn-off-the-lights-after-you-leave-a-room person!!