ode to eggs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
edit: a demo of ode to eggs can be found here because i just recently discovered that autoplaying audio doesn't work anymore!! (you can still enable it manually but i digress!!) please note that this page was made at least 1.5 years ago and the audio is even more awful and dumb than i had recalled. have fun with this tremendously transformative and meditative experience!! and sorry if you're vegan - i would be too, if it weren't for eggs. maybe one day i will master the art of the flax egg, but that's a discussion for another time!!
another demo!! so you can see how bad i was/am at fixing things to work right with different browser sizes!! and a nice little song to listen to when you're feeling blue if i were green i would die if i were green i would die
DA WRONG COLOURS
yeah.. i have no clue either. but it can draw!! so that's pretty epic. and all the colours are wrong. obviously!!
i never got to participate in the geocities trend because i was not alive at the time (i think?? unless it peaked in '04, in which case i was barely out of the womb and hopefully a little justified in not learning html and css.) so here's my sad little go at it.. a few decades later.
close your eyezzzzzzz
this website literally has no point i just don't even know where to start with this HOLY COW!! i guess i was trying to replace that dvd logo hitting the corner thing except this is what turned out. good thing you can close your eyes to stop seeing this attrocity!!